Wednesday, February 22, 2006

We're BACK!

With Romeo and Juliet--for your viewing pleasure. Anyone want to hazard a guess at what on earth this means?

Romeo is a deep, scared; a one way person, because he can only think stright. When the love of his life was going to become a nun, he just had an brakedown,w hich he lock him self in his room. "But he [his] own affections' counselor" Romeo is a deep person he can't face defeat and, if he does, he'll act as the end fo the world. "This is not Remeo. (REMEO?) He's some other where."

Romeo is kind the person that will give up after the first try. He will only feel sorry, and feel sorry for him self. "What, shall I groan and tell thee?" He is a little kid that won't grow up to the cold hard truth! Romeo is scared of rejection, but yet he can't face truth.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

The future of our nation

Seniors..writing their college application essays. You'd think they'd be lovely, heartfelt, moving. Not always. Thanks Claudia!


This is the beginning of an actual college application response:

"What can I offer the UC's? NO, What can I offer the UC's with my stumpy academic scores? Why does the UC's need my thumbsucking personality? Why are my fingernails so long?" Pointless to say, I have spent many hours thinking about why I should even consider applying to the UC community.

Hmmm. . . he might be on to something!

Also:
One girl wrote about a job she had and the characteristics she developed because of it. This is salacious!

I would still organize neatly and do whatever I can to satisfy the customers. Same aspect with UC, as long as they give me an opportunity to go to their college, I would show them how I was made. I would contribute every part of my body to them.

Wow, this is starting to get R-rated. :)

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

WHAT??

Two in one class, today.

#1: When discussing the dates of winter break this year, one girl in the front looked at me, puzzled, and said, "Christmas is on the 27th, right?"

#2: When reading a memoir by Jay Leno about his childhood. Boy in front whispers to his friend, "This guy should be a talk show host!"

Thursday, October 27, 2005

My sister--the endless source of entertainment

an actual email:

Yeah I can make the dinner but have to unfortunately studu after as I have a tet next thurs and cannot not use any precikous time. OOh I love o study on friday nights!!!

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Ah. Idioms

My favorite line today:

And then Hitler washed their brains.

I'm sorry--do you mean he brainwashed them??

Vocabulary is back!

I know you all missed the genius of these kiddos.

Her grow up form a child to a young lady in such rank.

I feel like I will evanesce. (maybe you should see a doctor?)

Her dress was vermillion, with gold laces. (is she JLO?)

People heresy many things.

The conoe sullenly. (yes, that's it)

The last scene of the film had evanesce out of the picture.

Evanescently, the shadow people moved out of view. (ooookay?)

Bob like Rank cigars. (don't we all?)

An imminent danger is on your head!

Midgets are blighted since birth.

There was a rank pig that lives next door in the yard.

The vermillion from the cow became unbearable.

Friday, September 09, 2005

The haitus is over..

For you 4 loyal readers..
I am hoping this year's kiddos will provide just as much entertainment.

First day of school-- do you think this is indicative of how the year will go?

2 Truths and a Lie:

Each student needed to write down two things that were true about themselves and one that was a lie. Then we'd read them out loud and try to guess the lie. Easy, right?

I kid you not.

Girl X:

1. I once ate dog.
2. I burned my house down when I was a child.
3. I have 10 bicycles.


Where do I even start with this?

The lie? I have 10 bicycles. I'll let you ponder that one.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

final words of wisdom..

from our favorite philosopher:

If you put your cell phone on your head, you will not feel any vibration.

Banana milk--why is it colored yellow? The outside of a banana is yellow but the inside is white. So puzzling!

If you put red dye in a sheep's eye it cannot recognize anything.

truth is stranger than fiction

as I've learned every day this summer.

when you ask kids to tell you about an experience that's changed them, shaped them in some way, you expect some of them to bear their souls, it's true. but i don't think anyone expects this:

example #1: (about a dog. I think.)

The first few days after I bought it, I spent a lot of time with it. i helped it to pick a name, which was call "Kel-chi". Beside that, I bought clothing for her and decorated her as pretty as a Barbie. But after that, I started tired of it. I stop doing things like that to benefit her. The only thing I did was to share my unfortunate ness with her, but in an unfavorable way. I shouted aloud at her when I received my report card withi C's and D's. I would even hit her whenever she touched any of my furniture. I was not willing to hand her food to eat when I was getting infurate that day. I asked my sister to imprison her in the gate.

example #2: Max's near drowning experience.

After I swam three feet to beach, but wave make me be washed out to sea about seven feet. After about two minutes later, I almost gave up to survive. At this time, I saw a breakwater at another side of the beach. It was high, but in order to survive I had to go, and climb that up. I swam to there as I could as possible. After I drank about a couple of gallon salt water, I could reach the breakwater barely. I clung that breakwater with feeling at ease. Unfortunately, I did not know every breakwater has the bunch of sharp oyster and shellfish. When the wave hit me, the bunch of oyster and shellfish became the bunch of knife and spear. They tore my flesh and blood into threads. Slowly, the water's color became read. When my inside flesh appeared to the air, the saltwater and raining irritated me. I was screaming and crying. However, I climb the breakwater by instinct of life. I already got a lot of scar and was bleeding, at the top of the breakwater. I saw my white colored bone. I think my right leg was almost cutting out.