Pearls of wisdom
So, Max of the feminine-shirt-wearing type leaves us some genuinely puzzling messages on his vocabulary tests each week. Today's highlights:
Knowledge: in order to make tough bread to be a soft bread, put the tough one between two soft breads, and wait about three minutes.
Knowledge: in order to make cool inside of a car in summer, open and shut only one dor of your car about 5 times.
Pigs are never able to see the sky forever, because of their neck.
Hill, where you can conquer both earth and sky.
posted by teacher #2934 @ 9:31 AM
5 Comments:
Wow. He's like a cross between Hints from Heloise and Alex Trebek and Buddha.
Wow, that bread idea is brilliant! I'll have to try that next time.
That car door tip totally works. I didn't even need my AC. Thanks, Maxine!
Good post
good information
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