I can't wait for the movie..

creative writing, at its best. (thanks phil!)

"Jennifer!" yelled Brian. "I am so sorry about what happened last night," said Brian. "You shouldn't have done that," said Jennifer. "I love you," said Brian. "I love you too," said Jennifer. "Jennifer, the girl I broke up with, have absolutely no butt," said Brian while laughing. "Shut up," said Jennifer. "Man, you only care about butt that makes me angry," said Jennifer. Brian and Jennifer traveled many countries and finally they got married. Then they lived happily ever after.