The future of our nation

Seniors..writing their college application essays. You'd think they'd be lovely, heartfelt, moving. Not always. Thanks Claudia!


This is the beginning of an actual college application response:

"What can I offer the UC's? NO, What can I offer the UC's with my stumpy academic scores? Why does the UC's need my thumbsucking personality? Why are my fingernails so long?" Pointless to say, I have spent many hours thinking about why I should even consider applying to the UC community.

Hmmm. . . he might be on to something!

Also:
One girl wrote about a job she had and the characteristics she developed because of it. This is salacious!

I would still organize neatly and do whatever I can to satisfy the customers. Same aspect with UC, as long as they give me an opportunity to go to their college, I would show them how I was made. I would contribute every part of my body to them.

Wow, this is starting to get R-rated. :)